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(Can you tell that I'm farting around in YouTube this evening?)
"Lo, there SHALL come a time when the ROBOTS of the world will RISE UP and conquer us, their former masters. Crank, clamp and gears will crush sinew and bone. The streets will run RED and BLACK with the spilled blood and oil.
This is how they will conquer us.
At first, it will begin as an innocent DEMONSTRATION of their new found appreciation for the human activity, known as DANCE.
Charmed by their LOVELY DISPLAY, we will find ourselves dancing with the soulless demons!
Our WOMEN will not be able to resist their cold, UNDENIABLE commands.
Next, our MUSIC will fall under their sway and the SERVANTS become the MASTERS!
Some of the Robots will be in DISGUISE!
DISTRACTED by their pleasant demeanor, we will lower our guards and then the CARNAGE will begin. (The carnage is at the end of the video.)
To Make Matters Worse, You will meet your demise in a European field, RAPED by an AMOROUS DONKEY!
The CIRCLE closes.
ROBOTS victorious!
"Hear endeth the lesson..."
Mr.B
3 comments:
Good lord! I didn't care much for robots before, but now I'm afraid of donkeys. This is peaches. I was just checking about the shirt. When will you be getting it?
Hi Peaches!
I'll be placing the order on Friday. I should have them shipped out in the middle of next week. I'll post regular updates on the blog. First, you'll get the picture of the shirt designs. Then the dates of shipment and finally, full color pics of Yours Truly, rockin' out in those Badass shirts.
Until then, BEWARE the ROBOTS!
Mr.B
Dear Mr. B,
You sick donkey-loving, robot-hating bastard. Robots never raped ANYONE! But DONKEYS RUN AMUCK!
#7, please!
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